MAIL BOX

[isthebest]

House #1410

Daddy Robert

Please leave a note in the header as to what format the message is (if it will be mail, another type of message or if you would like to play out a meeting). Thank you!

Comments

[competition]

I think your Ekans was fatter. [ Because this is something he had to mention and say. Since he has the side with the python's head, he'll gently pet it with two fingers!!

ISN'T SHE GENTLE?? AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STARTLE HER OR MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS SHE WON'T STRANGLE YA

... ah. ] Can we feed her?

[ Actually, she would probably like to eat you guys right now!


mmhmmmmhmm... Red is a little bit concerned. ]

[isthebest]

Was that supposed to be funny? [ Not cool, NPC dude. Green doesn't feel all that comfortable with her with this guy watching them! ]

Still want to feed her now?

[competition]

... If we feed her now, she won't eat us.

[ Because that totally makes sense to Red. That's how he deals with Snorlax?! ]

[isthebest]

How did I get here again?

[ Why is this his life. Yo NPC guy, bring us some food so we can live. Thanks. ]

[competition]

Because you thought the zoo was better than your house. [ And Red is going to gently slip out of the snake to leave Green there with the reptile and the guy handling them.

PEACE--no, I'm kidding. He's looking at the other lizards nearby. ]

[isthebest]

[ what how dare you leave him this was all your idea! He gets stuck with the snake for a while longer, then finally gets away from it and her mate to go over to his Red.

But he only has a short look at them before his attention wavers. He's bothered. Bothered by doing this. What is even this? ]

Why did you call me? [ ... ] Was it just about the thing with Cheren?

[competition]

[ yo... das p gay. Anyway, he looks back when Green speaks before looking back at this cool as hell Chameleon. IT CHANGES COLOR LIKE A KECLEON but not as good. ]

Yeah, and I told you I wanted to hang out. [ Because he read something in the library about FRIENDS and FRIENDSHIP. ]

Is that weird?

[isthebest]

For you? Yeah. It is. [ c'mon Red. ] You weren't the hanging out type back home.

[competition]

It was hard to ask sometimes, then I got used to it. [ Just saying you're a big, fat meanie. They can move onto the next area where they show Elephants, rhinos, and giraffes!! ]

But Pikachu said I should try anyway. [ Well... Not that he can completely understand, but that's what he got. ]

... These are really tall. [ GIRRRAAAFFFFES. ]

[isthebest]

[ You can't talk to him about being rude as a kid. This is Different. That is why Green's not letting the conversation drop!! ]

Pikachu told you to try what? Socialising? Why, because you can't go ditching people here the same way?

[competition]

[ Wow. You have never tried to talk to him this much before!! He actually feels threatened (not really). ]

I phoned home often. [ Because he thinks he's talking about his mom. ] Except mountain had bad signal.

[isthebest]

[ let's fight Red!!!! ]

That's not what I heard.

[competition]

[ He'll fight you in EVERYTHING that isn't legitimately fighting...

His blank face just spells out confused with just a bunch of question marks, but he doesn't say anything because he expects Green to continue!! It's a good time to listen or something is what he heard. ]

[isthebest]

[ ugh does he have to explain everything to you Red!! ]

The last time I talked to your mom, she hadn't heard from you either. Get it now?

[competition]

I did say I had bad signal. [ And that he broke his new PokeGear... and stuff, but he didn't mention that so he isn't going even try to add that on. He would rather not be lectured even more.

MOMMY, HE'S SORRY.... ]

Thanks for keeping her company, Green. [ He really appreciates it. Just don't hit on his mom, okay. ]

[isthebest]

[ ugh don't make this embarrassing. ]

I wasn't keeping her company! You owed me a rematch - and you still do! [ That's all it was ok. ]

[competition]

[ HE WOULD LOVE TO BATTLE YOU, but... ]

I only have Pikachu right now. [ And you have nothing--but he isn't going to point this out. It is like the universe will not allow them to battle... While havig this conversation, it looks like the giraffe has noticed them and has graced them with its presence at the edge of the fence... ]

[isthebest]

[ It's not like Red needs to say it. Green shoves his hands in his pockets and huffs, looking at the giraffe but not really caring anymore. Whatever giraffe, go and eat grass or something. ]

Why didn't you bring that dumb rat with you anyway? Haven't you missed him? If you did it for me, then you're stupid.

[competition]

[ It's going to try eating your hair though. ]

I missed you too though. [ Kind of. Not really. Only a bit aside from the nagging. Also stop being mean to his precious baby... ]

[isthebest]

[ what no he just dramatically shoved his hands into his pockets too! time to thwap at it and move away. ]

It took you this long to miss me? Gee, thanks.

[competition]

[ Wow. The giraffe will back off then, but grazes on some tree leaves while still hovering over them. ]

No... It was for a while. [ THAT IS ONE LONG TONGUE YOU HAVE GIRAFFE. It's hard to focus...! ]

[isthebest]

And visiting's too much of a hassle? [ No.... Green is definitely not getting closer again to these animals. His hair is too beautiful for that mouth! ]

[competition]

... You wanted me to visit? [ You never seemed like the type that would care!! So that's why he thinks it's really weird.

That's why you're weird...! He doesn't know when he shouldn't and should listen to Green because someone is a dumb dumb (and it isn't Red all the time). ]

[isthebest]

[ Don't come off all like that, Red! Green's big, you're small, he's right, you're wrong. ]

Don't take it the wrong way, you! I've been wanting a rematch, that's all! And I'm not going to get it from an ice cube!

[competition]

That's still waiting for me to visit or show up. [ YOURE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE. He's even looking skeptical because of Green's explanation. It has been years.......! So he has at least caught on that MAYBE it isn't just a rematch all the time.

Okay, no. He only gets that it isn't about a rematch unless Green's ego is hurt within the conversation and he's sure he didn't do that (he thinks). This is too much thinking... brb afk going back to the mountain. ] Also, I won't turn into an ice cube.