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[isthebest]

House #1410

Daddy Robert

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[isthebest]

Could be way better. [ DO YOU KNOW WHY? ] What have you been doing?

[competition]

Did something bad happen? [ Then again, Green is always in some kind of bad mood unless he wins at something. ]

Not much. I taught Pikachu how to make waffles though.

[isthebest]

Some guy called me asking about mayo desserts. [ Go figure. ]

Amazing. Did the house survive?

[competition]

I guess it's the same guy.

Yeah. He did a lot better than me on the first try. [ NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL. Proud or significantly suspicious. ]

[isthebest]

How does that feel? [ Hah. ] I'm more surprised you're learning how to cook.

[ A thing normal people do! ]

[competition]

You just leave the batter in there for a couple of minutes... I don't think it's that big of a deal. [ Why are you so impressed?!

It's so unnatural. Stop talking to him. ]

[isthebest]

Maybe you are a human being. It's hard to tell most days, you know? [ Haw haw, I'm so hilarious. ]

By the way, have you been keeping up with your training? You better not be slacking off.

[competition]

I don't think it is. [ Your joke so bad, he can't humor you. Not like he had any anyway. ]

I'm not sure how... Since it's not like we can battle much here.

[isthebest]

No, no, 'course not. [ No fun, Red. ]

Well! Thankfully for the rest of you I came up with an idea to help us with that. Me and Cheren are going to find a good building and we're going to do with it with we can. As long as it's got the room, there's enough of us trainers here to make sure we're doing something for our pokémon. Plus when you get more than one, you can just train your pokémon off each other if no one else's free. Good idea, eh?

[competition]

[ He wants to say that it sounds like you're playing with yourself, but...!! It does sound like a good idea. There's only silence on his end. ]

You got more than one already, huh...

[isthebest]

Uh oh. Did somebody miss out? [ Do you want to tell Green all about it? ]

[competition]

I was out. [ oh my god don't do this to him

please

He's doing his best to appear calm and disinterested. ]

[isthebest]

Out, huh? Doing anything interesting, pal?

Anything worth missing out on a second pokémon for?

[ sweet. sweet.

payback. ]

[competition]

Grocery shopping. [ FOOD IS WORTH, OKAY. ]

[isthebest]

Wow. All day?

[competition]

No, but I was out for the most part. [ stop questioning him!! ]

[isthebest]

Doesn't that suck. Bet you're disappointed now.

[ WHAT A PITY. ]

Well, there's no point worrying! You can't do anything about it now. You'll just have to pay better attention next time.

[competition]

I'll do my best. [ STOP BEING A DOUCHEBAG. The most important thing-- ]

Which Pokemon?

[isthebest]

[ Stop sounding like a disinterested freak!! ]

Rhyperior. Remember him?

[competition]

... No, I don't. [ GOD

WHY ARE YOU TORTURING HIM?! ]

[isthebest]

Wow, and he actually likes your lot. [ So, so offended! ]

[competition]

Really... I don't remember. [ CRIES.

What is this Pokemon?!

Why does it exist...

When did Green ever had different Pokemon?! ]

[isthebest]

[ Since forever, loser. ]

Guess I shouldn't invite you round any time soon. You don't want to hurt his feelings.