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House #1410

Daddy Robert

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[ Green scoffs at these guys. Yes, very majestic. ]

Hey, gimme that. [ Your phone. Camera. Whatever it is Red is using. ]

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Why? [ He gives it to Green anyway... Because he's an easy person to convince also because he is still sometimes unsuspecting of you.

You and your evil ways...! ]

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[ Yes, so evil. And then he breaks it in half -- except not. ]

Move next to the glass. [ He gets it in his hands properly. ] I'll get you a picture with them.

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[ He's so unsuspecting since he has become fond of pictures as of late... So he'll hobble over to the glass?!

If this is a prank he will get you tenfold, okay. This is a warning. ]

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[ How is this supposed to be a prank? Green takes a step to get a better view of a gorilla in the background and Red, then - snap! Picture obtained. Let Green look at it... ]

He's like your long lost brother.

[ Yes, look at that majestic creature scratching its belly as it lays around. ]

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[ Everything a douchebag does is a prank...! Giving Green a slightly flat stare, he'll venture on over so see how the picture came out. Ah, the gorilla is playing with a tire! that's a pretty good capture then.

majestic like a bunch of slaking snoozing. He retort on the brother part though because having a gorilla friend sounds cool. ]

Guess he can carry me around. [ Most important! ] I wonder if they get bored in there.

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[ Gosh, let him have some fun for once and get visibly upset at his jokes! This is why he is a douchebag, Red. You.

But anyway right. Gorillas. ]

Maybe. At least there's couple of them in there. [ He holds it out to Red. ] They had the same set-up going at the Safari Zone too.

[ Anyway, let's walk to the next area. ] I'm more worried about how bored I'm going to get here.

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[ Maybe it's because you're just jealous... 8( Next area will lead them into the reptile tunnel. Uwoooh, it's a little dark in here other than the little exhibits for the snakes. ]

Yeah... We can't travel anywhere. [ He wants to roam around and go to new places--see new people and just everything. The idea of staying in one place is pretty eh to him. ]

But we'll just have to do with what we can. [ He's sure they can still have a lot of fun...

oh giant python being shown off by the caretaker nearby, let's go there. ]

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[ I'm glad I'm leaving this to you because I know nothing about zoos beyond "animals be there". But the desire to travel isn't only with Green. He doesn't mind cities or towns but being stuck in them? Yes. He minds that very much. ]

I'll be happier when that guy gives me back my pokémon. [ So annoying!

But oh, look, python. Wow, it's pretty cool looking! ]

Look at that thing! [ ... ] You think we could train the animals here like pokémon?

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[ I'm making shit up... Wow, Green. Such a rebellious domestic gym leader!! Red will go up to the employee who speaks with an Australian accent. Hey, mate! Do you want to hold onto the python? She's quite the beaut! No need to worry, I'll keep an eye on her. ]

I don't know. [ Since they're not the same thing, he thinks. Otherwise, he'll nudge Green over. GO TAKE THAT PYTHON. ]

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[ He could make arguments for it, but he is being nudged! Uh, well- that hesitation was just in your imagination Red! ]

Okay, alright- since this guy with me's too much of a wuss. [ He steps toward the man, ready to accept her! Making fun of Red in front of people with weird voices empowers him! ]

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[ As long as you're having fun, Green, he doesn't mind that he's called a wuss. Instead, he shrugs and watches the said Aussie lightly place the medium sized python on him and loosely snake it on to Red, too. ]

It feels weird. [ Scales feel super funky. ]

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[ is this yaoi scarves with a snake. ]

Yeah. [ It's heavy. He didn't think about this really beyond getting the chance to look cooler than Red (he doesn't) ] Reminds me of before my ekans evolved.

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I think your Ekans was fatter. [ Because this is something he had to mention and say. Since he has the side with the python's head, he'll gently pet it with two fingers!!

ISN'T SHE GENTLE?? AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STARTLE HER OR MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS SHE WON'T STRANGLE YA

... ah. ] Can we feed her?

[ Actually, she would probably like to eat you guys right now!


mmhmmmmhmm... Red is a little bit concerned. ]

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Was that supposed to be funny? [ Not cool, NPC dude. Green doesn't feel all that comfortable with her with this guy watching them! ]

Still want to feed her now?

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... If we feed her now, she won't eat us.

[ Because that totally makes sense to Red. That's how he deals with Snorlax?! ]

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How did I get here again?

[ Why is this his life. Yo NPC guy, bring us some food so we can live. Thanks. ]

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Because you thought the zoo was better than your house. [ And Red is going to gently slip out of the snake to leave Green there with the reptile and the guy handling them.

PEACE--no, I'm kidding. He's looking at the other lizards nearby. ]

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[ what how dare you leave him this was all your idea! He gets stuck with the snake for a while longer, then finally gets away from it and her mate to go over to his Red.

But he only has a short look at them before his attention wavers. He's bothered. Bothered by doing this. What is even this? ]

Why did you call me? [ ... ] Was it just about the thing with Cheren?

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[ yo... das p gay. Anyway, he looks back when Green speaks before looking back at this cool as hell Chameleon. IT CHANGES COLOR LIKE A KECLEON but not as good. ]

Yeah, and I told you I wanted to hang out. [ Because he read something in the library about FRIENDS and FRIENDSHIP. ]

Is that weird?

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For you? Yeah. It is. [ c'mon Red. ] You weren't the hanging out type back home.

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It was hard to ask sometimes, then I got used to it. [ Just saying you're a big, fat meanie. They can move onto the next area where they show Elephants, rhinos, and giraffes!! ]

But Pikachu said I should try anyway. [ Well... Not that he can completely understand, but that's what he got. ]

... These are really tall. [ GIRRRAAAFFFFES. ]

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[ You can't talk to him about being rude as a kid. This is Different. That is why Green's not letting the conversation drop!! ]

Pikachu told you to try what? Socialising? Why, because you can't go ditching people here the same way?

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[ Wow. You have never tried to talk to him this much before!! He actually feels threatened (not really). ]

I phoned home often. [ Because he thinks he's talking about his mom. ] Except mountain had bad signal.

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[ let's fight Red!!!! ]

That's not what I heard.