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House #1410

Daddy Robert

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I would. [ Why are you such an insufferable prick...? Red quickly follows after him so he doesn't fall far behind. Once they reach the stand, he easily pays for admission (for both of them) before Green can notice. He doesn't really think much of it since the employee only asked if they were going together, so yeah!!

Here is your ticket you get the one with an elephant. ]

Where should we go first? [ Pulls out the zoo map. ]

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[ ~Maybe he's born with it~ How can he not noticed that, but he's not going to mess around once he already has the ticket. And oh yes, look, zoo maps for them both with cute illustrations. Except Green will just go by Red's for now. ]

Guess we can start here [ He indicates by pointing on the map, then moving his finger along a direction ] and keep going 'till we've been around it.

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[ this thread makes me feel like they're 9... Red looks at where Green points and follows his finger to see what animals are they going to gawk at. Looks like they're heading to the rain forest area first. ]

All right. [ He starts walking with the map (bad habit). ] "Lost Forest".

[ ALL DA TREE DECOR. ALL OF IT. Otherwise, they are passing a bunch of bear exhibits... And bears--actually, let's stop by and watch some bears. ]

They're like Ursaring.

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[ They're like old men trying to relive the youth of their glory days. ...of playing with animals. But yes, isn't the layout... alright. Safari Zone is better. ]

Are they meant to be rare around here? [ Ursaring aren't rare. Is that a notice to speak about bears? Let's go to it! ] Heh, the ursaring near Blackthorn were intense.

[ You can only find them enar the bottom of Mt. Silver in-game, but c'mon there are teddisura around Blackthorn. Mummy and daddies have got to watch out for their babies ]

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[ they're 16, reena. Also Safari Zone is better because it's more interactive! Even if there was a safari here, they would probably be in a golf cart riding around. ]

I don't think I've seen them outside of the zoo... [ And knowing Red, he probably looked through a bunch of areas by himself (because he's dumb). ] Wonder where they got them.

Do you want to take a picture with them? [ YUP. ]

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[ NO THEY'RE 42. They have grey hairs and canes and everything. ]

A girl at that welcome party before said that everything she got for her shop just appeared. [ He shrugs. ] Probably the same thing with these guys.

[ Landlord bringing in who and what he wants. And as for that question- ]

No thanks.

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[ you mean green is 42--Rather than listen to Green, Red takes a picture of Green in front of the bear exhibit making a dumb face as he talks.

Looking at the end result, it doesn't look that bad to him so he isn't going to delete it. ]

I wonder if we ask for a Safari Zone, if it'll come with Pokemon. [ That would be cool, no?! ]

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[ -- no wait screw your conversation, DID YOU JUST TAKE THAT WITH YOUR PHONE. Ugh, jerk. ]

Did you want a picture of me that badly? [ Be grateful, Green won't tell you off about it! ]

I wouldn't do it. Who wants to let a bunch of people who know nothing about pokémon getting the chance to take care of them?

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[ How is he a jerk for taking a picture. ] The last picture I think I had was when we were eleven.

I wasn't really thinking about that part. [ He was thinking about all the pokemon. Why do you have to ruin his dreams, Green? By being a realistic douchebag?! Either way, it's time to move on!! ]

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[ Because you're just a jerk, Red. And yes, let's move on!! ]

Yeah, well. As fun as it sounds in your head, it's best to leave the Safari Zones back home.

[ And they come up on.... tigers! Green stares at them, trying to play the "compare to pokémon" game. ]

...They're like shaved arcanines. [ He actually feels a little bad for them! ]

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[ Ah.... The bears really resembled Ursaring due to their shape, but Red hasn't exactly seen anything like a tiger before--sure Arcanine is kind of similar! But Arcanine is much more like a dog. They bark and stuff. He'll take another picture as it is devouring this dead bunny majestically in front of them. ]

Would you shave your Arcanine? [ The question everyone could see coming. ]

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[ Oversized dogs with stripes all over them! ]

Has anyone ever told you you ask stupid questions?

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Only you. [ Because he doesn't exactly talk to too many people, Green. Please remember. Ah, the tiger notices them and is ambulating up to the glass. ]

I think he's looking at you. [ going to eat u green ]

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[ Green should not forget these facts about Red! But oh yes, look at that tiger. If anything, at least it looks nice. ]

I wonder what it's like where he came.

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[ TIGER GROWLING BEHIND YOU, GREEN. ]

It says they come from the rain forest which is luscious in greens. [ Reading this off of the informational slab nearby. There's also this weird display about tiger growls. That's probably where the noise came from because Red obviously pushed a button.

Buttons are meant to be pushed. This is what is taught in the World of Pokemon. ]

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[ WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT OUT OF NOWHERE. Okay, you fright him Red -- BUT ONLY A LITTLE. Green whips his head in Red's direction. ]

What the heck was that!? Was that you!?

[ HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU. ]

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Huh? [ He wasn't even looking at you, okay?! So he didn't see that. He's just learning about tiger noises!! He looks over to Green only for probably three long seconds before concluding that Green probably got scared. Keeping all the giggles to himself with a blank face, he'll go back to pushing another button of a softer growl. ]

It's this board.

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[ Don't you give him that face, Red. He knows what you're like. Green throws him a dirty look anyway, stepping away from the tiger display. ]

Let's go to the next one. [ Already over tigers. ] A Safari Zone would be better... being able to go outside would be even better.

[ Complain complain complain. ]

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It would probably be better if we had all of our Pokemon. [ He doesn't think he would want to fight a tiger... On his own. Sure, it sounds cool! But seeing what the tiger did to that rabbit. 8( ]

These are "gorillas". [ They have moved onto the next one!! MAJESTIC! But there's a giant moat and stuff so they can only watch the gorillas beyond the glass and into the distance.

Majestic!! Takes a picture. ]

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[ Green scoffs at these guys. Yes, very majestic. ]

Hey, gimme that. [ Your phone. Camera. Whatever it is Red is using. ]

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Why? [ He gives it to Green anyway... Because he's an easy person to convince also because he is still sometimes unsuspecting of you.

You and your evil ways...! ]

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[ Yes, so evil. And then he breaks it in half -- except not. ]

Move next to the glass. [ He gets it in his hands properly. ] I'll get you a picture with them.

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[ He's so unsuspecting since he has become fond of pictures as of late... So he'll hobble over to the glass?!

If this is a prank he will get you tenfold, okay. This is a warning. ]

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[ How is this supposed to be a prank? Green takes a step to get a better view of a gorilla in the background and Red, then - snap! Picture obtained. Let Green look at it... ]

He's like your long lost brother.

[ Yes, look at that majestic creature scratching its belly as it lays around. ]

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[ Everything a douchebag does is a prank...! Giving Green a slightly flat stare, he'll venture on over so see how the picture came out. Ah, the gorilla is playing with a tire! that's a pretty good capture then.

majestic like a bunch of slaking snoozing. He retort on the brother part though because having a gorilla friend sounds cool. ]

Guess he can carry me around. [ Most important! ] I wonder if they get bored in there.