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House #1410

Daddy Robert

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[ Ah.... The bears really resembled Ursaring due to their shape, but Red hasn't exactly seen anything like a tiger before--sure Arcanine is kind of similar! But Arcanine is much more like a dog. They bark and stuff. He'll take another picture as it is devouring this dead bunny majestically in front of them. ]

Would you shave your Arcanine? [ The question everyone could see coming. ]

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[ Oversized dogs with stripes all over them! ]

Has anyone ever told you you ask stupid questions?

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Only you. [ Because he doesn't exactly talk to too many people, Green. Please remember. Ah, the tiger notices them and is ambulating up to the glass. ]

I think he's looking at you. [ going to eat u green ]

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[ Green should not forget these facts about Red! But oh yes, look at that tiger. If anything, at least it looks nice. ]

I wonder what it's like where he came.

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[ TIGER GROWLING BEHIND YOU, GREEN. ]

It says they come from the rain forest which is luscious in greens. [ Reading this off of the informational slab nearby. There's also this weird display about tiger growls. That's probably where the noise came from because Red obviously pushed a button.

Buttons are meant to be pushed. This is what is taught in the World of Pokemon. ]

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[ WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT OUT OF NOWHERE. Okay, you fright him Red -- BUT ONLY A LITTLE. Green whips his head in Red's direction. ]

What the heck was that!? Was that you!?

[ HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU. ]

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Huh? [ He wasn't even looking at you, okay?! So he didn't see that. He's just learning about tiger noises!! He looks over to Green only for probably three long seconds before concluding that Green probably got scared. Keeping all the giggles to himself with a blank face, he'll go back to pushing another button of a softer growl. ]

It's this board.

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[ Don't you give him that face, Red. He knows what you're like. Green throws him a dirty look anyway, stepping away from the tiger display. ]

Let's go to the next one. [ Already over tigers. ] A Safari Zone would be better... being able to go outside would be even better.

[ Complain complain complain. ]

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It would probably be better if we had all of our Pokemon. [ He doesn't think he would want to fight a tiger... On his own. Sure, it sounds cool! But seeing what the tiger did to that rabbit. 8( ]

These are "gorillas". [ They have moved onto the next one!! MAJESTIC! But there's a giant moat and stuff so they can only watch the gorillas beyond the glass and into the distance.

Majestic!! Takes a picture. ]

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[ Green scoffs at these guys. Yes, very majestic. ]

Hey, gimme that. [ Your phone. Camera. Whatever it is Red is using. ]

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Why? [ He gives it to Green anyway... Because he's an easy person to convince also because he is still sometimes unsuspecting of you.

You and your evil ways...! ]

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[ Yes, so evil. And then he breaks it in half -- except not. ]

Move next to the glass. [ He gets it in his hands properly. ] I'll get you a picture with them.

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[ He's so unsuspecting since he has become fond of pictures as of late... So he'll hobble over to the glass?!

If this is a prank he will get you tenfold, okay. This is a warning. ]

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[ How is this supposed to be a prank? Green takes a step to get a better view of a gorilla in the background and Red, then - snap! Picture obtained. Let Green look at it... ]

He's like your long lost brother.

[ Yes, look at that majestic creature scratching its belly as it lays around. ]

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[ Everything a douchebag does is a prank...! Giving Green a slightly flat stare, he'll venture on over so see how the picture came out. Ah, the gorilla is playing with a tire! that's a pretty good capture then.

majestic like a bunch of slaking snoozing. He retort on the brother part though because having a gorilla friend sounds cool. ]

Guess he can carry me around. [ Most important! ] I wonder if they get bored in there.

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[ Gosh, let him have some fun for once and get visibly upset at his jokes! This is why he is a douchebag, Red. You.

But anyway right. Gorillas. ]

Maybe. At least there's couple of them in there. [ He holds it out to Red. ] They had the same set-up going at the Safari Zone too.

[ Anyway, let's walk to the next area. ] I'm more worried about how bored I'm going to get here.

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[ Maybe it's because you're just jealous... 8( Next area will lead them into the reptile tunnel. Uwoooh, it's a little dark in here other than the little exhibits for the snakes. ]

Yeah... We can't travel anywhere. [ He wants to roam around and go to new places--see new people and just everything. The idea of staying in one place is pretty eh to him. ]

But we'll just have to do with what we can. [ He's sure they can still have a lot of fun...

oh giant python being shown off by the caretaker nearby, let's go there. ]

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[ I'm glad I'm leaving this to you because I know nothing about zoos beyond "animals be there". But the desire to travel isn't only with Green. He doesn't mind cities or towns but being stuck in them? Yes. He minds that very much. ]

I'll be happier when that guy gives me back my pokémon. [ So annoying!

But oh, look, python. Wow, it's pretty cool looking! ]

Look at that thing! [ ... ] You think we could train the animals here like pokémon?

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[ I'm making shit up... Wow, Green. Such a rebellious domestic gym leader!! Red will go up to the employee who speaks with an Australian accent. Hey, mate! Do you want to hold onto the python? She's quite the beaut! No need to worry, I'll keep an eye on her. ]

I don't know. [ Since they're not the same thing, he thinks. Otherwise, he'll nudge Green over. GO TAKE THAT PYTHON. ]

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[ He could make arguments for it, but he is being nudged! Uh, well- that hesitation was just in your imagination Red! ]

Okay, alright- since this guy with me's too much of a wuss. [ He steps toward the man, ready to accept her! Making fun of Red in front of people with weird voices empowers him! ]

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[ As long as you're having fun, Green, he doesn't mind that he's called a wuss. Instead, he shrugs and watches the said Aussie lightly place the medium sized python on him and loosely snake it on to Red, too. ]

It feels weird. [ Scales feel super funky. ]

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[ is this yaoi scarves with a snake. ]

Yeah. [ It's heavy. He didn't think about this really beyond getting the chance to look cooler than Red (he doesn't) ] Reminds me of before my ekans evolved.

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I think your Ekans was fatter. [ Because this is something he had to mention and say. Since he has the side with the python's head, he'll gently pet it with two fingers!!

ISN'T SHE GENTLE?? AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STARTLE HER OR MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS SHE WON'T STRANGLE YA

... ah. ] Can we feed her?

[ Actually, she would probably like to eat you guys right now!


mmhmmmmhmm... Red is a little bit concerned. ]

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Was that supposed to be funny? [ Not cool, NPC dude. Green doesn't feel all that comfortable with her with this guy watching them! ]

Still want to feed her now?

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... If we feed her now, she won't eat us.

[ Because that totally makes sense to Red. That's how he deals with Snorlax?! ]