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House #1410

Daddy Robert

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Comments

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The person that cooks at home isn't that great now that you mention it. [ He thinks he swallowed a bunch of sparkles and glitter once!! BUT THAT ISNT THE POINT. Stop making him jeeaaalouuuss! ]

It must have been really cool.

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Then learn to cook for yourself. [ It's that simple, Red!! And no. Never. ]

Yeah. I gotta admit, I wouldn't mind going up against that legendary myself. I'll give the gym leader a go too, of course.

Oh well. I guess you can't do anything about it now. Don't get bummed out! You'll just have to face them yourself one day.

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Yeah. I will. [ Watch him burn down his house. ]

Did the lessor give you back any of your Pokemon?

[ Related topic change!! He doesn't want to talk about missing out anymore. ]

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You'd know if he did. [ Like, come on. What kind of question is that. ]

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He have Pikachu back.

[ Someone is just beaming through the phone right now. ]

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[ ....what

...no


no?? ]

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[ That little prick ]

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[ UGGGH THIS IS NOT FAIR ]

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[ choke on something big and fat and--- ]

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[ UGH HE'S SMILING THAT DICK HE KNOW HE'S SMILING AND THIS NOT FAIR ]

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[ two seconds after, as flat as pancakes- ]

Well whoop-de-doo. Good for you.

Keep him away from me.

[ assssssshooooole ]

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[ YO PRETEND I DIDNT TYPO GAVE INTO HAVE MOBILE TAGS ARE OP ]

He misses you though. [ And he isn't going to lie that he misses seeing his friend too. Even if they were sporadic once in a while visits.

Pikachu..... misses him less so. ]

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[ NOPE I IMMORTALIZED THAT TYPO IN HERE FOREVER. ]

Don't care. Stick him in a trash can. [ The feeling is mutual. Between Green and Pikachu, anyway. ]

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[ goddamnit--HE WOULD BE DEFENSIVE ABOUT HIS PIKACHU, but this is Green and he totally understands their vitriolic relationship... It's generally harmless, so he doesn't comment on that. ]

Can I still visit?

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[ YOU MADE HIM SULKY, RED. he's going to find a plush of a pikachu and punch it. dumb stupid pikachu where's his pidgeot. ]

No. You're dumb. [ ... ] What do you want to come over.

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[ wow act your age. ]

Just to visit and stuff. [ Why does he have to have reasons?! ]

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[ eat poop also gdangit now we both have dumb typos ]

Knock yourself out if you like sitting around doing nothing. [ home is boring ] But it'd be less dull meeting at the zoo or anywhere else than this house.

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[ green was always a dumb type. ]

So you want to go to the zoo?

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[ there's a grooooooaaannn. ]

Alright, fine. Gotta be better than layin' around...

Right now?

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You don't need to force yourself to go. [ Wow. If you don't want to have bonding time GO AHEAD. ]

Yeah, sure.

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Too late, I'm going. [ wow you've been gone for ages and now you wanna bond?? geeez ]

See you at the entrance. Don't get distracted on the way.

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[ You're weird. ]

All right. I'll see you there. [ And he hangs up--HE MIGHT TAKE FIVE MINUTES LONGER THAN HE SHOULD TO GET THERE. ]

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[ Red lagging behind? What else is new. But they didn't specify an amount of time than "now", so Green will allow it (kind of). There's at least a bench outside against the wall for him to sit and wait, looking upwards and listening to the sounds of the animals inside.

He reeeallly wants his pokémon.... ]

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[ SHUT UP. He's here now! It doesn't look like he's in a rush, but once he appears he slightly waves at him. Wow, he isn't expecting Green there, actually. Someone sure learned how to stay in place after all these years. ]

Sorry. [ He had to do... Domestic things!! Looks like he didn't bring Pikachu along though. ]

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[ Hey man, he stood around in the pokémon tower until your butt got there. He sees Red approach though, catching the wave, and watches him for a moment before standing up with hands in his pockets. ]

Yeah. [ And he notices Pikachu's not there, which makes him feel a little bad. Ugh. Not that he's going to say anything. Nope, just let him put on a jerkish smile. ] Well, you've always been the slowpoke.