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[isthebest]

House #1410

Daddy Robert

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Then learn to cook for yourself. [ It's that simple, Red!! And no. Never. ]

Yeah. I gotta admit, I wouldn't mind going up against that legendary myself. I'll give the gym leader a go too, of course.

Oh well. I guess you can't do anything about it now. Don't get bummed out! You'll just have to face them yourself one day.

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Yeah. I will. [ Watch him burn down his house. ]

Did the lessor give you back any of your Pokemon?

[ Related topic change!! He doesn't want to talk about missing out anymore. ]

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You'd know if he did. [ Like, come on. What kind of question is that. ]

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He have Pikachu back.

[ Someone is just beaming through the phone right now. ]

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[ ....what

...no


no?? ]

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[ That little prick ]

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[ UGGGH THIS IS NOT FAIR ]

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[ choke on something big and fat and--- ]

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[ UGH HE'S SMILING THAT DICK HE KNOW HE'S SMILING AND THIS NOT FAIR ]

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[ two seconds after, as flat as pancakes- ]

Well whoop-de-doo. Good for you.

Keep him away from me.

[ assssssshooooole ]

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[ YO PRETEND I DIDNT TYPO GAVE INTO HAVE MOBILE TAGS ARE OP ]

He misses you though. [ And he isn't going to lie that he misses seeing his friend too. Even if they were sporadic once in a while visits.

Pikachu..... misses him less so. ]

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[ NOPE I IMMORTALIZED THAT TYPO IN HERE FOREVER. ]

Don't care. Stick him in a trash can. [ The feeling is mutual. Between Green and Pikachu, anyway. ]

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[ goddamnit--HE WOULD BE DEFENSIVE ABOUT HIS PIKACHU, but this is Green and he totally understands their vitriolic relationship... It's generally harmless, so he doesn't comment on that. ]

Can I still visit?

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[ YOU MADE HIM SULKY, RED. he's going to find a plush of a pikachu and punch it. dumb stupid pikachu where's his pidgeot. ]

No. You're dumb. [ ... ] What do you want to come over.

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[ wow act your age. ]

Just to visit and stuff. [ Why does he have to have reasons?! ]

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[ eat poop also gdangit now we both have dumb typos ]

Knock yourself out if you like sitting around doing nothing. [ home is boring ] But it'd be less dull meeting at the zoo or anywhere else than this house.

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[ green was always a dumb type. ]

So you want to go to the zoo?

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[ there's a grooooooaaannn. ]

Alright, fine. Gotta be better than layin' around...

Right now?

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You don't need to force yourself to go. [ Wow. If you don't want to have bonding time GO AHEAD. ]

Yeah, sure.

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Too late, I'm going. [ wow you've been gone for ages and now you wanna bond?? geeez ]

See you at the entrance. Don't get distracted on the way.

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[ You're weird. ]

All right. I'll see you there. [ And he hangs up--HE MIGHT TAKE FIVE MINUTES LONGER THAN HE SHOULD TO GET THERE. ]

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[ Red lagging behind? What else is new. But they didn't specify an amount of time than "now", so Green will allow it (kind of). There's at least a bench outside against the wall for him to sit and wait, looking upwards and listening to the sounds of the animals inside.

He reeeallly wants his pokémon.... ]

[competition]

[ SHUT UP. He's here now! It doesn't look like he's in a rush, but once he appears he slightly waves at him. Wow, he isn't expecting Green there, actually. Someone sure learned how to stay in place after all these years. ]

Sorry. [ He had to do... Domestic things!! Looks like he didn't bring Pikachu along though. ]

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[ Hey man, he stood around in the pokémon tower until your butt got there. He sees Red approach though, catching the wave, and watches him for a moment before standing up with hands in his pockets. ]

Yeah. [ And he notices Pikachu's not there, which makes him feel a little bad. Ugh. Not that he's going to say anything. Nope, just let him put on a jerkish smile. ] Well, you've always been the slowpoke.

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[ Someone has awkward priorities and it isn't Red (okay, his are probably worse). He didn't bring Pikachu along because he wanted to spare your feelings! No, just kidding. Pika buddy is napping at home. ]

You didn't give a time. [ Which is probably why!! He doesn't seem to mind being called a Slowpoke since it's obvious he's not going to lead them to the zoo. However, he is eying the entrance. Much excited that it radiates ever so slightly. ]