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[isthebest]

House #1410

Daddy Robert

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[isthebest]

[ UGH WHY. WHY NOT JUST LET IT RING.

... FINE. ]

What is it? [ grumble grumble. ]

[competition]

Hey. [ WOW. WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? ]

What are you doing?

[isthebest]

[ Total silence isn't normal. ]

Nothing now. Why? You bored?

[competition]

Kind of, but I wanted to ask you something. [ Doing stupid things can be put on hold for now! ]

Cheren and I are going to visit the Lessor. [ You should join. He was going to ask a long time ago, but he forgot. ]

[isthebest]

[ ... okay, that's interesting. ]

When?

[competition]

Not sure yet. [ He's good at this planning stuff. ]

Are you in?

[isthebest]

Yeah, sure. [ eh fine!! ] When did you meet Cheren? At that match?

[competition]

I met him first day I arrived. [ WOW WAIT HE MISSED OUT ON A BATTLE. Someone is a little sad and disappointed. ]

I think I was looking through his trash.

[isthebest]

[ Trash... diving....

No. No. You can't take Green away from shoving the match in Red's face. ]

So you weren't there when he and the Unova Champ had their battle, huh? I thought I didn't see you. Too bad! But that's what you get for having your head in the mountains so much!

[competition]

I think I was sick that day. [ The wonders of going to the lessor's on your own!! and probably climate change finally getting to him. This isn't a cold mountain anymore!!

BUT STOP SHOVING IT IN HIS FACE. ]

[isthebest]

You're not supposed to eat trash food, you know? Leave that to Snorlax. [ Heh heh heh.

A sigh! Oh, Red, you poor soul! ] Unova pokémon aren't all that bad-looking. He had a grass type serpent-looking pokémon and she had a legendary. That legendary changed its typing in battle, too! It's a shame you had to miss it!

[competition]

The person that cooks at home isn't that great now that you mention it. [ He thinks he swallowed a bunch of sparkles and glitter once!! BUT THAT ISNT THE POINT. Stop making him jeeaaalouuuss! ]

It must have been really cool.

[isthebest]

Then learn to cook for yourself. [ It's that simple, Red!! And no. Never. ]

Yeah. I gotta admit, I wouldn't mind going up against that legendary myself. I'll give the gym leader a go too, of course.

Oh well. I guess you can't do anything about it now. Don't get bummed out! You'll just have to face them yourself one day.

[competition]

Yeah. I will. [ Watch him burn down his house. ]

Did the lessor give you back any of your Pokemon?

[ Related topic change!! He doesn't want to talk about missing out anymore. ]

[isthebest]

You'd know if he did. [ Like, come on. What kind of question is that. ]

[competition]

He have Pikachu back.

[ Someone is just beaming through the phone right now. ]

[isthebest]

[ ....what

...no


no?? ]

[isthebest]

[ That little prick ]

[isthebest]

[ UGGGH THIS IS NOT FAIR ]

[isthebest]

[ choke on something big and fat and--- ]

[isthebest]

[ UGH HE'S SMILING THAT DICK HE KNOW HE'S SMILING AND THIS NOT FAIR ]

[isthebest]

[ two seconds after, as flat as pancakes- ]

Well whoop-de-doo. Good for you.

Keep him away from me.

[ assssssshooooole ]

[competition]

[ YO PRETEND I DIDNT TYPO GAVE INTO HAVE MOBILE TAGS ARE OP ]

He misses you though. [ And he isn't going to lie that he misses seeing his friend too. Even if they were sporadic once in a while visits.

Pikachu..... misses him less so. ]

[isthebest]

[ NOPE I IMMORTALIZED THAT TYPO IN HERE FOREVER. ]

Don't care. Stick him in a trash can. [ The feeling is mutual. Between Green and Pikachu, anyway. ]

[competition]

[ goddamnit--HE WOULD BE DEFENSIVE ABOUT HIS PIKACHU, but this is Green and he totally understands their vitriolic relationship... It's generally harmless, so he doesn't comment on that. ]

Can I still visit?